Interview with Señor Hans
We are joined now by a special guest today, Señor Hans, who has just experienced "The End of the World". Welcome, Señor Hans.
Pleased to be here.
Well, Señor Hans, what is it like then, the End of the World ? Huge fire-spewing mountains breathing their last breaths when the end is nigh ?!? Lava flowing freely and the seas boiling ?!?!?
Errr no. The mountains are pretty scenic, surrounding the bays and the channels; hills and green forests with a calm sea as a backdrop.
But the storms then ? Surely not like any mankind has experienced before ?!? Ancient trees uprooted like matchsticks ?!?!? The skies ablaze, the winds howling a million deaths ?!?!?!?
I am usually lucky with the weather, you know. It was nice and sunny, with a soothing breeze. On the open water with the wind it was a bit nippy though ...
And all the armies of the Earth combined together ? The wildest of men ?!? The angels, devils and demons all locked in the bloodiest of battles ?!?!?
There used to be "wild" indians here, but they are extinct now. The wildest people you would meet today are the tour operators and Spanish tourists, but they don´t really fight that much.
But surely, all the monsters then ? Creatures, hiding in the earth for eons, waiting for their one moment ?!? Huge, hideous monstrocities far beyond any human imagination ?!?!?
The sea lions were kinda cute, lazing the day away on their rocks. Lots of sea birds, they smell a bit. And the national park here near Ushaia is filled with hopping fluffy bunny rabbits ...
Pleased to be here.
Well, Señor Hans, what is it like then, the End of the World ? Huge fire-spewing mountains breathing their last breaths when the end is nigh ?!? Lava flowing freely and the seas boiling ?!?!?
Errr no. The mountains are pretty scenic, surrounding the bays and the channels; hills and green forests with a calm sea as a backdrop.
But the storms then ? Surely not like any mankind has experienced before ?!? Ancient trees uprooted like matchsticks ?!?!? The skies ablaze, the winds howling a million deaths ?!?!?!?
I am usually lucky with the weather, you know. It was nice and sunny, with a soothing breeze. On the open water with the wind it was a bit nippy though ...
And all the armies of the Earth combined together ? The wildest of men ?!? The angels, devils and demons all locked in the bloodiest of battles ?!?!?
There used to be "wild" indians here, but they are extinct now. The wildest people you would meet today are the tour operators and Spanish tourists, but they don´t really fight that much.
But surely, all the monsters then ? Creatures, hiding in the earth for eons, waiting for their one moment ?!? Huge, hideous monstrocities far beyond any human imagination ?!?!?
The sea lions were kinda cute, lazing the day away on their rocks. Lots of sea birds, they smell a bit. And the national park here near Ushaia is filled with hopping fluffy bunny rabbits ...
AHA ! Fluffy bunny rabbits !! So the Meek do inherit the earth at the End after all !!!
Err ?
Thank you for your time, Señor Hans. Speaking with you was a revelation.
Hm, well, it usually is, yes.
posted by Hans at 21:47
2 Comments:
"This was todays 'Talking with loonies', thank you for watching. Back to you, Roger,"
Zusje, the only thing I missed were the Teletubbies. The rabbits were hopping all over the place, eating grass and stuff (and inheriting the earth of course).
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